"One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright."
(via h-auptgewinn)
(Source: megan-hansenn)
Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?
Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…
Officer: omg add me
I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
(Source: blunder)
“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)
I can’t not reblog this. I tried… impossible.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
OWLY GIVEAWAY !
I decided to do another giveaway, since my last one was yeaaars ago. It’s totally owl-themed.
you’ll get:
two owl rings
one little owl figure
owl samsung galaxys3 cover
owl shower gel- orange-cinnamon
owl earring-holder
silver owl pendant
a pack of cute owl stickers
I ship everywhere! How can you win?
Just follow me and reblog this as often as you like. I’ll choose a winner at random an september 1st. Make sure your ask box is open, so I can reach you.Good Luck!!
i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead
it’s officially the last day of april, you know what that means!
(Source: timberlakelove-blog-blog)
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Barrier Grief.
Bad tide-ings.
(Source: fabulousinfloral)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
(Source: h4te)
HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US